General Hospital - MESSAGE BOARDS

From madcaps:

Corinthaus: hahahahahah! Sonny has a pitcher of orange juice. hi, orange juice! May I recommend that you keep yourelf freshly squeezed b/c I predict Sonny will need a lot of you around November sweeps. Sonny pours the oj for Bernie. B is there to talk The Danger and blah blah Sonny needs to make a personal appearance with the Dangerettes.

Basement: I really need Sam to change out of her flashdance outfit. Jason and Sam are nosing around someone basement. For some reason a vent gets Sam's attention. Shelooks for tools to open it.

Statesville Bistro: Johnny bursts in and asks Wheels what he said to Olivia. He says he came b/c Wheels summoned him, and when he signed the visitor's book, he saw Olivia's name. Wheels tells him not to get excited b/c he's recovering from a gunshot wound. ha! He apologizes for Johnny getting shot and says he'd never given the order if he knew John would be around. Johnny asks again what Wheels said to Olivia. Anthony blathers a bit about how women of experience are better. Johnny says that if Olivia so much as stubs her toe, he'll kill him himself. Anthony says he's proud of him and that he's becoming is father's son.

Helena's room: Nik says the board told him that Tracy ordered Helena's eviction. Helena says she hopes he intervened. Nik says she can fly back to Cassadine Island. oy. Helena says plan B is going to Wyndermere, and she accepts. Nik says he wnts her gone. Helena says Nik is afraid that she'll tell Lucky about his affair with her precious Elizabeth.

Spencer Home: Lucky greets Liz on the porch, and she distractedly says she has something to tell him. As usual, he doesn't actually want to hear anything she has to say because he's always so busy trying to fill a void and pretend there is no void. he brings her into the house where their respective families sit and joyously say "surprise!" Lucky tells them that he and Liz have an exciting announcement to make. Liz's big, beautiful eyes bug out of her head. Also, Bobbie's face is more Joan Rivers-y with each passing year.

[quote]Quote Shellkal: From madcaps:

Johnny says he gets that Claud wants a baby, but this is not the way to go about it. Wait, where the heck are they? I swear that's the Chrysler building outside the window. Did midtown Manhattan float closer to Port Charles, the way the Zaccara estate did years ago? Johnny points out it's a dangerous life for a child. Claud preposterously says she didn't mean for Michael to get shot. He says she and Sonny will always have enemies, but she refused to accept that she'll never have children. She pathetically says taht it's so much more awesome now b/c Sonny used to hate her and now he doesn't. Like that's all any woman needs to have a child with someone. "He doesn't hate me, and he stopped threatening to kill me!" She looks like a stupid child as she says that some day she'll have prestige and power and a family. She creepily adds that she can have all of this as long as Johnny loves her.

Statesville Bistro: Olivia says that she's going to give Johnny all the love and support that he needs. Wheels says she's got guts, and he likes that. He says she's a little long in the tooth for his son, but she's hot, so she gets to live. She smiles.

Traffic Alley: Dante and Looloo flirt. She continues not to agree to go out with him, or actually, I think she agrees that she's about to eat, and he's going to eat, so they can eat at the same table. Dante notices someone has spray painted grafitti on the wall. I realize I sound like a Pink Lady when I say it like that. I think it's really a tag? It basically says Kotex 777, but apparently this is ominous to Dante.

Liz's Studio: Nik and Liz talk about how they were friends for years and could always talk to each other. She says they've helped each other through loss, and that's all this is. Nik says that he thinks it was because of all the loss that they didn't recognize their lurve before. She says she can't stop thinking about him. he sighs that she's beautiful, and he wishes it could be different. She says it can't, and they have to keep their distance, and maybe some day they can be friends. He says he's going to go, and she whispers that he should. He wraps his meaty palm around her bobble head and pulls her into a breathless kiss that starts to escalate, but he abruptly stands and leaves her alone with her surgical and art supplies.[/quote]

LMAOx a trillion.
Nik has the fattest hands I've ever seen on a man. One of his hands is equivalent to five pounds of chicken breast!!!!

A Bobbie and Audrey sighting!! I almost forgot what they looked like!!

[quote]Quote enad19: [quote]Quote Shellkal: From madcaps:

Johnny says he gets that Claud wants a baby, but this is not the way to go about it. Wait, where the heck are they? I swear that's the Chrysler building outside the window. Did midtown Manhattan float closer to Port Charles, the way the Zaccara estate did years ago? Johnny points out it's a dangerous life for a child. Claud preposterously says she didn't mean for Michael to get shot. He says she and Sonny will always have enemies, but she refused to accept that she'll never have children. She pathetically says taht it's so much more awesome now b/c Sonny used to hate her and now he doesn't. Like that's all any woman needs to have a child with someone. "He doesn't hate me, and he stopped threatening to kill me!" She looks like a stupid child as she says that some day she'll have prestige and power and a family. She creepily adds that she can have all of this as long as Johnny loves her.

Statesville Bistro: Olivia says that she's going to give Johnny all the love and support that he needs. Wheels says she's got guts, and he likes that. He says she's a little long in the tooth for his son, but she's hot, so she gets to live. She smiles.

Traffic Alley: Dante and Looloo flirt. She continues not to agree to go out with him, or actually, I think she agrees that she's about to eat, and he's going to eat, so they can eat at the same table. Dante notices someone has spray painted grafitti on the wall. I realize I sound like a Pink Lady when I say it like that. I think it's really a tag? It basically says Kotex 777, but apparently this is ominous to Dante.

Liz's Studio: Nik and Liz talk about how they were friends for years and could always talk to each other. She says they've helped each other through loss, and that's all this is. Nik says that he thinks it was because of all the loss that they didn't recognize their lurve before. She says she can't stop thinking about him. he sighs that she's beautiful, and he wishes it could be different. She says it can't, and they have to keep their distance, and maybe some day they can be friends. He says he's going to go, and she whispers that he should. He wraps his meaty palm around her bobble head and pulls her into a breathless kiss that starts to escalate, but he abruptly stands and leaves her alone with her surgical and art supplies.[/quote]

LMAOx a trillion.
Nik has the fattest hands I've ever seen on a man. One of his hands is equivalent to five pounds of chicken breast!!!![/quote]

ROFLMA at the chicken breast comment.

[quote]Quote enad19: [quote]Quote Shellkal: From madcaps:

Johnny says he gets that Claud wants a baby, but this is not the way to go about it. Wait, where the heck are they? I swear that's the Chrysler building outside the window. Did midtown Manhattan float closer to Port Charles, the way the Zaccara estate did years ago? Johnny points out it's a dangerous life for a child. Claud preposterously says she didn't mean for Michael to get shot. He says she and Sonny will always have enemies, but she refused to accept that she'll never have children. She pathetically says taht it's so much more awesome now b/c Sonny used to hate her and now he doesn't. Like that's all any woman needs to have a child with someone. "He doesn't hate me, and he stopped threatening to kill me!" She looks like a stupid child as she says that some day she'll have prestige and power and a family. She creepily adds that she can have all of this as long as Johnny loves her.

Statesville Bistro: Olivia says that she's going to give Johnny all the love and support that he needs. Wheels says she's got guts, and he likes that. He says she's a little long in the tooth for his son, but she's hot, so she gets to live. She smiles.

Traffic Alley: Dante and Looloo flirt. She continues not to agree to go out with him, or actually, I think she agrees that she's about to eat, and he's going to eat, so they can eat at the same table. Dante notices someone has spray painted grafitti on the wall. I realize I sound like a Pink Lady when I say it like that. I think it's really a tag? It basically says Kotex 777, but apparently this is ominous to Dante.

Liz's Studio: Nik and Liz talk about how they were friends for years and could always talk to each other. She says they've helped each other through loss, and that's all this is. Nik says that he thinks it was because of all the loss that they didn't recognize their lurve before. She says she can't stop thinking about him. he sighs that she's beautiful, and he wishes it could be different. She says it can't, and they have to keep their distance, and maybe some day they can be friends. He says he's going to go, and she whispers that he should. He wraps his meaty palm around her bobble head and pulls her into a breathless kiss that starts to escalate, but he abruptly stands and leaves her alone with her surgical and art supplies.[/quote]

LMAOx a trillion.
Nik has the fattest hands I've ever seen on a man. One of his hands is equivalent to five pounds of chicken breast!!!![/quote]




ENAD...lmao! that is so rude! hilarious! but so rude! lmao!

Shell...thanks so much for the recaps!!!

Good to see everyone! Bye! **Waving**

thanks shell! bye bye ladies!