General Hospital - MESSAGE BOARDS

Liz to Hells: "Shut your mouth, or I will shut it for you."

GO LIZ!!!

So many great lines today!


Maxie to Jason and Sam: "You two were role-playing. Jason! Way to go! I didn't know you had it in you."



My new favorite term for nookie, courtesy of Diane:

"celebratory encounter"




Luke to Helena: "...my little Venus Flytrap..."



Diane to Alexis (when discussing Alexis coming to work at Diane's firm and the subsequent distribution of labor): "I just told you! I'll help him commit murder!"



Carly to Olivia (about Jax): "Don't you just want to bottle him?"



Claudia to Olivia: "Catch you later Grandma!" (Detest Claudia...who has taken pathetic to unbelievably low levels...but this was such a great zinger...she delivered it while flashing a peace sign at Olivia)

Olivia to Sonny and Michael: "Your oldest son is someone to be proud of." (Sonny...wow, the lights are on but nobody's home... )

Crazy Anthony to Olivia: "You're a little long in the tooth for my son but you're hot!" (Gotta love AZ!)

Max to Diane (regarding Diane's pretend Philly boyfriend): "...some quiche-eating weenie who lets you wear the pants..."

Claudia to Sonny

"Honey, whats spanish for drop it or I'll blow your fricken head off?"

Best Claudia line ever

Tracy to Lulu (about the Nik/Ethan problem over FauxEm): "I care about him provoking a Cassadine with inbred psychotic tendencies."

Luke to Ethan (after Lulu has already picked the lock on one of Luke's handcuffs): What's the holdup on these cuffs?

Ethan: I need a pen or something sharp.

Lulu: Here.


Luke to Lulu (after more time goes by and Ethan is still having trouble with the cuffs): Can you show him how to do this?

Ethan (frustrated): I got it. I got it, okay? I got it.

*******

Spinelli: Well, before I met my Maximista, I probably spent more hours in the world of the internet than in the world of, well, the world. Heh.

Dominic: Perfect. Thank God for girls.

(lol. Love Dom)

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Patrick to Jason: I feel like I owe it to Michael. If I was paying more attention to Ian, maybe I could have helped prevent some of this. And I realize that it's a little late now, but if we find an accomplice and bring him to Mac, maybe we can get him prosecuted.

[Jason stays silent and nods like he has every intention of turning Claudia over the the police]
(i totally burst out laughing at the look on Jason's face)

Kate to Coleman: You know, You may be an interesting makeover challenge.

Coleman: haha that's funny, this is the makeover

Kate: No really, you're really quite handsome under all the... that.

Line of the Day:

Robin to Patty: "Claudia's an idiot."




Runner-up:

Carly to Marty (about upcoming Claudia birthday bash): "Make sure you get more insurance. When Sonny throws a party anything can happen."

I loved today's show and there were some really terrific lines:

The BEST:

Lucky to Liz: "Remember me?"

Runners-up:

Luke to Ethan: "Remember to take your heart off your sleeve Romeo before someone has it for breakfast."

Tracy to Luke (about the upcoming Claudia soiree): "They're loading their machine guns as we speak."

Tracy to Luke (also about the party): "Apparently your BFF is throwing a party for his odious wife and we're invited."

Part 1

Lulu: "I like the horizon, where the sky meets the water. It's pretty dark at the moment."

Dante: "Where have you been?"

Lulu: "Where has anybody been? When you think about it. I'm here now and I was there before and then before that I was by myself."

Part 2:

Lulu: "And it was so cool and it was really hot inside because of the lights and there was this model and she came with her hair changed so we had to get another model and came with all these other people...and then Maxie---Maxie's sooo good. She's so good, she's gonna be famous because she's as cool as.....something that's really cool."

Dante: "Did you drink a bottle of water?"

Lulu: "WAIT. She's as cool as the other side of a pillow."

Dante: "Did you set it down?"

Lulu: "The pillow?"

Carly: Michael knows something.

Jason: Like what?

Carly: Like he knows something about Claudia that will make Sonny change his mind about her.

Jason: Like what?

Carly: Are being annoying on purpose?

lulu: OMG What did I say? did I kissed you?

Dante: Well, I did allow one kiss.

from yesterday (and sorry if the wording isn't exact)

lulu: going on and on about where she has imagined having sex with Domte

Domte: Wait you .. you have thought about it?

really it is more the smile on his face when he realizes that Lulu has thought about him that makes me smile.

Also ...

domte: what is this a test of my will power or pay back for just hanging out with you all those times you wanted me to leave