General Hospital - MESSAGE BOARDS

GH's writing team is terrific with the witty dialogue; one-liners; and clever bantering.


My favorite line from today's show (delivered so drolly and with that delicious accent by my fave bad boy Jerry Jacks):

"Hello children. Haven't your parents told you that it's dangerous to go to foreign countries on your own?"


Honorable mention: Spin saying to Mac: "I come bearing more than manly flowers."


Please share some of your favorite lines from this week or whenever you want.

My all time fave
Maxie to Dillon- I never hated you, just your hair!

I loved that one too Jnl!

Here's one from Monday that at least skylie and I found giggle-worthy:

Coleman to noone in particular: "Interesting tactic. Dude lets himself get beaten to a pulp and still gets the chick. That's b!tchin'.

What stood out for me today was when Dante said to Spinelli:

"Take it from someone who knows, you can talk your way into anything, if you want it bad enough."

It made me think back to how Dante pushed his way into Sonny's business.

I couldn't agree more MAlongi. The line also says a lot about Dante's philosophy on life and love, I believe.

Speaking of Dante, I am loving the humor and swagger Dominic Zamprogna is bringing to the role. I am still laughing at the series of bad one-liners Dante showered Lulu with at the hospital.

"Dominic Pirelli. Male. Competitively single. Enjoys moonlight walks on the beach; skinny dipping; and Ferris wheels that get stuck at the top."

"How about...I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"They took that twinkle from the sky and put it in your eyes."

"Is your father a baker? Because he makes great buns."

I can't believe it because I was totally prepared to hate another Sonny spawn, but I am completely gaga over Dante.

One of Maxie's lines that sticks out in my mind because I really LOL that day was (and I don't remember her exact words) when she was leaving Jason's PH and said "the next time I visit you will be at your memorial service.

She and Jason have great banter.

The best ever soap opera run-on sentence!!!

Emily: Not that I've seen, he shot Robin for no reason, forced my father to walk out of the hotel while he was having a heart attack, lined the lobby with explosives to blow us all up and now he's poisoned you and is using counter-agent leverage to get you to cooperate.

(wait for it....)

Nik: yeah, I know.


Don't believe me???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAUxvSGyJNY&feature=PlayList&p=033F80251D9B16B1&playnext...

[/quote]Quote Charming the Flame: The best ever soap opera run-on sentence!!!

Emily: Not that I've seen, he shot Robin for no reason, forced my father to walk out of the hotel while he was having a heart attack, lined the lobby with explosives to blow us all up and now he's poisoned you and is using counter-agent leverage to get you to cooperate.

(wait for it....)

Nik: yeah, I know.


Don't believe me???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAUxvSGyJNY&feature=PlayList&p=033F80251D9B16B1&playnext... />
I believe. Just one of the many reasons I'm so happy Emily is dead.

Olivia to Carly, "You can't relate to this"
Carly, "Try me"
Olivia "My son just found out I'm sleeping with a man his age"
Carly's face was so funny.