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Days Of Our Lives OFF TOPIC Thread!
Started by Chrissi at 2009/03/19 01:43PMLatest post: 2009/11/16 05:44PM, Views: 7435, Replies: 382
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Quote Sunnydaz: No wonder men are happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom, because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Her Wedding dress - $5000. Your Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You use one wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. ; You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. ha ha!!! good one!! but lets think of it THIS way instead: Life has to made alot more simple and easy for men, cause they just can't handle things as well as us women do!!  SO....i haven't seen the off topic thread for a while. thought i'd talk about something besides soaps. what is everyone doing for Halloween? my daughter and son just CAN'T WAIT!!! my daughter is going to be Scooby-Doo, and my son is going to be a Frog. nice warm fleecy costumes. it's so cold here now!!! brrrrrrr...before i was complaining about the heat, now it's the cold. lol...maybe i need to find a place where the temp is a consistant 25 degrees!! lol...my in-laws are coming here for Halloween too...i'm pretty excited about that, cause I want to scare the crap outta my mil!!! he he he....she gets spooked so easily, it won't take much to get her to poop her pants!! mwahahahahaha!!! i just have to think of WHAT i should do. anyone got any ideas??? |
aprilflowers |
Quote bmes: Quote Sunnydaz: No wonder men are happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom, because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Her Wedding dress - $5000. Your Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You use one wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. ; You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. ha ha!!! good one!! but lets think of it THIS way instead: Life has to made alot more simple and easy for men, cause they just can't handle things as well as us women do!! SO....i haven't seen the off topic thread for a while. thought i'd talk about something besides soaps. what is everyone doing for Halloween? my daughter and son just CAN'T WAIT!!! my daughter is going to be Scooby-Doo, and my son is going to be a Frog. nice warm fleecy costumes. it's so cold here now!!! brrrrrrr...before i was complaining about the heat, now it's the cold. lol...maybe i need to find a place where the temp is a consistant 25 degrees!! lol...my in-laws are coming here for Halloween too...i'm pretty excited about that, cause I want to scare the crap outta my mil!!! he he he....she gets spooked so easily, it won't take much to get her to poop her pants!! mwahahahahaha!!! i just have to think of WHAT i should do. anyone got any ideas??? bmes, I saw an episode of the Rosanne show once. It was about Halloween and Roseann and her husband were trying to freak each other out. She unplugged the toaster and then stuck her hand in it and started twitching and acting like she was getting fried when he came in the room. You might try that with your mother-in-law. Just don't forget the important part about unplugging the toaster first. LOL |
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LMAO!!!! I LOVED Roseanne!! that was one of my favorite shows...and I TOTALLY remember that episode...ha ha...I should try that. that would sooooooo freak her out. |
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bmes |
ok. i'm getting really super po'ed about this whole swine flu crap!! lol...I need info about the vaccination locations and general info about vaccination candidates and the online map is SO UNCLEAR i do not understand it, and the the info about candidates are so contradictory it's making my effin' head spin!!! WWWWHHHHHAAA!!! so then they have a nurse line here you can call to ask questions, and the line has been busy for the last 3 hours, and the public health # says to leave a msg and they don't return calls!!! I understand they are probably being bombarded with phone calls and are extremely busy....but if I read the online map correctly i'll have to drive 30 minutes out of town to go to the vaccination clinic, but it's only open tomorrow and there's no other dates shown where/when they are giving the vaccine...also, if i read the info correctly, my kids aren't eligible until the SECOND wave of vaccinations...but aren't small children one of the groups that are high risk? but if there's only one day where they are doing the vaccines shouldn't I go now? lol... |
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bmes |
decided to bring the off topic thread back up for a change of pace. not too many like this thread except for me i guess!! ha ha... ANYWAYS question: how does THIS make any sense? the day before yesterday it snowed...not alot but enough that you can't see the grass anymore...THEN the next day it was a sunny day all day and NONE of the snowed melted... huh??? lol...then today, it snowed ALL DAY again, but we have LESS snow than before!! ha ha...hmmmm.... |
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bmes, I used to help keep this up front but just haven't been posting much the last month or so. I think it is a good place to share or ask advice or tell experiences. Seems like you and are are about the only ones who think so, huh??? |
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aprilflowers |
Hi everybody! I haven't been posting for a long while because so many of the posts were so negative that I just couldn't take it any more. |
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bmes |
Quote aprilflowers: Hi everybody! I haven't been posting for a long while because so many of the posts were so negative that I just couldn't take it any more. I live in Texas and we're expecting frost tonight. I've got a fire going in the wood stove and I'm thinking about some hot chocolate. Any excuse for chocolate will do. What are all of you doing for Thanksgiving? My family is going to eat dinner at our church on Thursday and then on Saturday we're having the big holiday feast. That way all the ones with in-laws can eat with them on Thursday and then celebrate with us on Saturday. Happy Turkey Day to all!!! I live in Canada, so we already had our thanksgiving. it was in october. add a little mint flavored bailey's to your hot chocolate! so yummy!!! Alanurse....i always laugh at myself!! lol...wanna hear a story? I once had monkey sh%$ thrown at me!!! YEP THAT'S RIGHT!!! MONKEY POO!!! EWWWWW...hubby and I rented a motorhome and drove from Vancouver BC all the way down the Oregon coast and down to Las Vegas. that's where we got married. anyways. after the wedding we drove back up towards home, but took our time and spent 3 weeks travelling around in the motorhome. we stopped somewhere in orgeon where they had this petting zoo. the second you walk into the back where all the animals were, the first thing you saw was a big cage with two big a$$ apes inside. so i've never seen apes before and to top it all off one was bouncing around a basketball. i mean how often do you see something like that? so i don't even read the signs and i'm like "ooooooohhhhh look at this!!! APES!!!! WOW!!" the next thing I know, i have ape poo ALL OVER MY FACE, HAIR AND CLOTHES!!!! OMFG!!! LOL apparently there WAS a sign on the cage that said "do not stand close to the cage, cause they may throw feces!" and apparently the workers there told me after the fact, that it's a game that these two play all the time. one bounces the basketball to draw attention while the other is hiding poop in his hand and naturally people gravitate to them to watch. and the second you're close enough!!! WHACK!!! FLYING POO!!! luckily we were travelling in a motorhome so i could shower and change my clothes!!! and after the whole poop fiasco, we went back in and they let me hold a baby tiger, and I got to feed him a bottle. it was really awesome!! man my hubby and I laughed our butts off!!! and we still laugh about it to this day!!! HA HA AH!!! |
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