Days of Our Lives - MESSAGE BOARDS

Just wanted to wish you A happy Halloween and share a little joke with you that was e-mailed to me!

A cabbie picks up a Nun.


She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush,
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

; 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'



HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

LOL

Boo............that was funny JennAddis

Happy Halloween to you all as well...looking 4ward to takin the kids trick or treating later

Funny Stuff Jenn!

Happy Halloween every one!

Be safe tonight and have fun

BOO!!!

Thanks Jenn, same to you! Please take picture of your two little princess'! Happy Halloween to everyone, and be safe!