Days of Our Lives - MESSAGE BOARDS

WHooo it's FRIDAY! I will have a Jello shot delivered by Dimples please!

I need a stiff drink to go along with the peace pipe Sunny!!!
Gimmie a Malibu rum and pineapple..please.

You got it Tammer...HEY lets start a conga line!

~~~~~~~cha cha cha, follow along, cha cha cha~~~~~~~~

i need a big glass of coca cola cus im so sad.. i god bad news today my bestfriend magnus cat have died someone roll over that cat with a car

Lumi...sorry about the cat, here's a glass of Coke with some Captain Morgan in it...here's to hoping you have a better day!

Now I'm joining the conga line with Sunny and Tammer...grey goose for me!

Hey I want in line too!! LOL!!
Whoo hoo!

IF you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G. CSI..and TMI )


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life... I want to be a pig.)


A caca-roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)






An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

AHH..Ill just have another drink...

Hey tunes, I received something like that in a e-mail a while back, I am wondering where you got that and did you copy and paste...cuz i have tried before with no luck! Anyhoo loved reading it again.

So it's the beginning of the week and I need a very strong and very spicy Bloody Mary PLEASE!!!!! Anyone else drinks are on me!!!!!

Where are the cute cabana boys! Some one get me a drink stat!

Can I have a Baileys coffee please??

and here is some bottles of Kahlua for everyone