Days of Our Lives - MESSAGE BOARDS

Quote AlaNurse: Okay, I can clearly see that it is Sex Education Class time.

MYTH:
Ultimate passionate sex = pregnancy. NO NO NO NO NO...how could that happen during rape!!!! The DOOL writers haven't attended my Sex Education Classes.

FACT: It is when the female is ovulating, which is the middle of her 28-30 day cycle. (her period) She is very fertile at that time. Nature also told the DOOL director to check to see when Sami was ovulating so that she would get PG the three times Sami became PG....Lucus/Sami=Will. Lucus/Sami = Ali. EJ/Sami = Johnny...We do not know for a FACT that Johnny is EJ's (very considerate of the director to find out when Sami was ovulating..huh???) So........it may very well be said that LUCUS has the ......let's see....how was it said...oh yes...SUPER SPERM!!! So whether Sami "enjoyed" herself from the masterful state of the art sex instructor EJ.... had nothing to do with her getting PG. I hope this Sex Eduaction Class made it clear about the "super sperm or not so super sperm.

I would also like to add another fact. Women are programed to desire sex at the time she is able to conceieve. (if not, there wouldn't be many people here on earth if it depended on "SOME women.) Sami "desired sex" (while ovulating) with Lucus that night in the cabin... NOT toward EJ's masterful "let me do it or Lucus dies tonight"..sex " while he thought "my fa-tha said I have been ordered to plant my DiMera seed into you, a Brady, to make a DiMera baby"..sex." I will have to say that "a few" women didn't get programed, because some men have to beg their woman even when she is fertile. (bless their hearts) So the director told Ali...read your lines carefully....you WILL desire sex with EJ this one and only time, (while you are ovulating) and make it be the ultimate love making scene and if the ratings go up....that scene alone will put out DOOL ratings out the roof!!!!!. Thank you and I hope you all learned something today. Until next time..... always remember....have SAFE sex and just because a woman gets PG does NOT mean that the man has....say it with me now....S-U-P-E-R S-P-E-R-M!!!
If anyone else needs questions answered...you may go to the OFF TOPIC and ask away. Address them to Nurse SAFE SEX from Alabama.

PS,
Don't shoot the Sex Education Teacher......er..the messenger.

Quote alwaysEJ: Ummm why was I bad posted? This thread is totally off topic as is...b/c apparently it's ok to turn every thread into a rant about Johnny's paternity (an issue that hasn't been addressed on the show in over a year!), but I can't joke? Or rather, someone can't take a joke, I guess.

Those scenes back in May last year are still in my head it was adult tv i loved the way Sami kissed chest it was so hot that it produced a beautiful baby girl called Sydney.

When will this happen again?

Quote speechless:

If this is indeed fact why do so many rapes end up in pregancies?

Quote speechless:

If this is indeed fact why do so many rapes end up in pregancies?

Quote alwaysEJ: Ummm why was I bad posted? This thread is totally off topic as is...b/c apparently it's ok to turn every thread into a rant about Johnny's paternity (an issue that hasn't been addressed on the show in over a year!), but I can't joke? Or rather, someone can't take a joke, I guess.

Quote alwaysEJ: YAY! The 'Johnny is Lucas' Son' show continues.

Some spoilers:

*Johnny, shorter than the other kids at preschool, is suspected to be Lucas' son.

*Kate starts meddling in Johnny's life, fueling the growing suspicion that he is in fact Lucas' son.

*Johnny takes to the bottle, & the suspicion mounts...

Quote AlaNurse: I am so sorry that my extra wording "We do not know for a FACT that Johnny is EJ's" resulted in another controversal debate. I didn't mean to cause that. I was having so much fun teaching why explosive sex did not always end up in a pregnancy. Why, OH why, did I ever mention that ONE sentence!!!!! Sorry. Hope we can get back to the thread title. I have learded my lesson to NOT ever mention the paternity debate.

Quote AlaNurse: I am so sorry that my extra wording "We do not know for a FACT that Johnny is EJ's" resulted in another controversal debate. I didn't mean to cause that. I was having so much fun teaching why explosive sex did not always end up in a pregnancy. Why, OH why, did I ever mention that ONE sentence!!!!! Sorry. Hope we can get back to the thread title. I have learded my lesson to NOT ever mention the paternity debate.

Quote alwaysEJ:


It was actually mentioned prior to your post. No worries. It creeps it's way into almost every thread & it is so not you bringing it up

Quote AlaNurse:

Hewy alwaysEJ and Ebry...let's go over to the OT thread and you guys continue those hilarious comments. I'll help....okay???

Quote AlaNurse:

Very simple....he FORCED her to have sex when she was ovulating. (which is around the middle days of her cycle) I hope that helped.

Quote Ejamilover:

Why does EJ need to tell Johnny anything?

Sami forgave EJ for that night she said "It wasn't like that we were both there and it was not like that" he never hurt her despite been a bit of a pig. All Johnny needs to know is both EJ and Sami love him so much and that all what matters.