Soaps.com - MESSAGE BOARDS

Oh well there you are Breeze....don't get mad I could explain these are ummm ummm for physical therapy..yeah that's right physical therapy..and the batteries in the thongs are well I really can't figure it out yet we got #4 to try one on so lets see if he knows.

********** why does #4 have a plastered smile on his face????******

Now I know why the thongs have batteries

*peeks through bathroom door*

#4 do you need some help in there? You sure are taking an awful long time.

*whispers to Rei and Breeze*
I think I will go check on him and make sure he is all right.

Oh MY GOD!.... Rei.. Honey that is a WHOLE different kinda party then a snipe hunt!.. Please tell me you didn't go to Adam and Eve and find the sales table..IE: No return, No refund?

Fan is gunna............... Pass me that blue one..It looks kinda intresting.

Ok Breeze you see here..I was trying to make up for the Viagra thing (still apologizing to Outland) so I thought I would do something biblical and nice so I fould Adam & Eve and I thought for sure they would do the trick, and as I was ordering they said something about doing something real nice fopr all the ladies I know and since I really messed up before I thought they would send bibles or rosaries or something so I said yeah add it to the order. Well to my surprise we got these....

*pats Rei on the back*

Rei, don't worry hun. I think by the look on Breeze's face she will forgive you for your mistake. In fact she will probaly deligate all the ordering to you.

OK Christy, so you think you could help explain this to Fan??Don't know how she will take it...maybe give her one of these first and then explain??

Sure Rei, I'm there for ya girl.
Yeah hand her one and tell her to try it out. Then after she sees the joy that it brings then you can break the news to her.

I think after she tries it out everything will be fine. In fact she might want to purchase a case to take home with her.

You better keep count though, by the look on Breeze's face you may be missing some shortly.

Breeze- be careful, you never know what will happen if that thang malfunctions.

Ok full discloser (sp) I am not responsibe for any malfunctions including using it in the hot tub and any other use not intended for other uses....whew Glad I got that one out..Consults lawyer..yeah that ought to do it.

Ok, I don't know what is going on here but I went to play the soap opera trivia challenge and when I was finished I pushed message boards and it brought me back to the boards but the boards were dated a year ago.

Have you all had that problem. I had to sign out and log back in to get it straightened out.

shew, I think I have had one to many of those slimey things you all like around here.