Soaps.com - MESSAGE BOARDS

******Warning, might offend*******

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unduck you! (i replaced a letter)

2. You say I'm a b|tch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a goddamn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type: I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like sh|t. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look deeply into my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-sh|t?

I "loves it!" ...yea, I know, stupid pun.

But thanks for the afternoon laugh before I go off into the weekend oblivion!

:D

too funny sunny--LOL LOL-I'm printing them out---

Coffee,chocolate,men...some things are just better rich--

You say psycho b_itch like it's a bad thing--

I don't even butter my bread,I consider that cooking

OMD, this thread this thread is hilarious

Thank you for the laughs Sunny!~

I just found this today and I am rolling over in pain.


This is so funny. I am falling out my chair laughing. Needed this. My Friday is now complete!

Thanks Sunnydaz.


lomille NYC 12:05 PM est

i have a sweatshirt that says

"if you dont like my attitude, quit talking to me!"

and on that says

"if i got smart with you, how would you know?"

Hi Sunny - this is great - i needed this laugh today.