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Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!

Started by sarahconnor at 2009/06/15 06:28PM
Latest post: 2009/06/21 03:28PM, Views: 1233, Replies: 88
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#51   2009/06/16 08:16PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
rei1
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Quote sarahconnor:
Quote rei1: Couldn't resist this is a 2/4 LOL:

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton

I tried to walk a fine line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely but I now recognize that I did not fully accomplish that goal.
Bill Clinton


LMAO! those are great!


well a gaffe is a gaffe and these are pretty good!!

What would we do without the Politicians on either side? Just LMAO at all of them....

But, to add if WE were constantly "Quoted" (no pun intended) what would we sound like .... I shiver at the thought...

#52   2009/06/16 08:48PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
sarahconnor
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Quote rei1:
Quote sarahconnor:
Quote rei1: Couldn't resist this is a 2/4 LOL:

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton

I tried to walk a fine line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely but I now recognize that I did not fully accomplish that goal.
Bill Clinton


LMAO! those are great!


well a gaffe is a gaffe and these are pretty good!!

What would we do without the Politicians on either side? Just LMAO at all of them....

But, to add if WE were constantly "Quoted" (no pun intended) what would we sound like .... I shiver at the thought...


i completely agree rei1! both sides provide humor, both sides provide flaws and neither side is perfect no matter who we side with. there is good and bad with each side. but both sides provide lots of humor so we need them both for laughs! i can find humor in all of them myself! and yea...all of us on this board have things we would not want quoted when it comes to ourselves....i def agree! LOL!

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#53   2009/06/17 03:35PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
francisfarme...
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For my own part, I believe that all are impostors who pretend to hold verbal communication with the Deity. It is the way by which the world has been imposed upon; but if you think otherwise you have the same right to your opinion that I have to mine, and must answer for it in the same manner. But all this does not settle the point, whether the Bible be the Word of God, or not. It is therefore necessary to go a step further. The case then is: -

You form your opinion of God from the account given of Him in the Bible; and I form my opinion of the Bible from the wisdom and goodness of God manifested in the structure of the universe, and in all works of creation. The result in these two cases will be, that you, by taking the Bible for your standard, will have a bad opinion of God; and I, by taking God for my standard, shall have a bad opinion of the Bible.
-Thomas Payne

#54   2009/06/17 04:58PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
francisfarme...
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I'd like to share a quote that I came up with a few years back and had hung it on my bedroom mirror for me to see in the morning.

Dear (my name),
There are enough a** holes in the world. We whole heartedly thank you for your previous contributions, but your services will not be required today.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.

#55   2009/06/17 05:22PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
sarahconnor
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Quote francisfarmerpostlob: I'd like to share a quote that I came up with a few years back and had hung it on my bedroom mirror for me to see in the morning.

Dear (my name),
There are enough a** holes in the world. We whole heartedly thank you for your previous contributions, but your services will not be required today.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.



LOL!!!!!!!!!!

#56   2009/06/17 08:15PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
grits1976
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All the world's a stage and we are merely players- Shakespear
Life is like a box of choclates, you never know what you're gonna get.- Forrest Gump

#57   2009/06/18 01:49AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
francisfarme...
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Believe me, many things are attributed to gravity and wisdom which are really due to incapacity and sloth. Men often despise what they despair of obtaining. It is in the very nature of ignorance to scorn what it cannot understand, and to desire to keep others from attaining what it cannot reach. Hence the false judgments upon matters of which we know nothing, by which we evince our envy quite as clearly as our stupidity.

-Francesco di Petracco

#58   2009/06/18 06:01AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
BaileyBaby
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"The sands of time don't exactly flow up hill".....Marty from the sit-com Fraiser

Know what??? They don't... (My observation) LOL!!

#59   2009/06/18 06:31AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
cats meow
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Quote BaileyBaby: Hi Ya' Cats!!

How about this one..... My Hubby is Irish & he loves this one....

"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hang onto one blade of grass & not fall off the face of the earth!!"
An Irish saying....

We even have it in a sampler...


good one

#60   2009/06/18 07:04AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
cats meow
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Quote francisfarmerpostlob: I'd like to share a quote that I came up with a few years back and had hung it on my bedroom mirror for me to see in the morning.

Dear (my name),
There are enough a** holes in the world. We whole heartedly thank you for your previous contributions, but your services will not be required today.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.



OMG

#61   2009/06/18 07:05AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
cats meow
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i have a wide stance
larry craig

Modified 2 times(s), last time at: 2009/06/18 07:06AM
#62   2009/06/20 10:47AM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
cats meow
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rei1, your political ones were the best!! and you are so right stupid things from both sides

#63   2009/06/21 12:56PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
val15
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God got Wendy's periods mixed up. Every 30 days she starts acting nice. It lasts about a weekend.

From the surgeon from Prince's Revolution

#64   2009/06/21 03:28PM
Re: Great Quotes of all time - share your favorites!
cats meow
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the eagle shits today, my dad, meant payday

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