As the World Turns - MESSAGE BOARDS

OMG! I didn't know I was incontinent until now! You guys are hilarious! Meg's sleeping, thinking she's dreaming about James, and Paul falls in a hole....that's not even a storyline! --- And that's what's REALLY happening.

Since Meg can't conceive/carry anyway, why don't we just have one of those medical mysteries where the baby is actually an IVF/transplant performed by Decker when Meg was drugged/poisoned at Memorial. Decker could've tried out a new medical procedure he's perfecting by implanting Sophie's (and Cole's) embryo (and entire uterus, since we know she previously had a hysterectomy ) into Meg. Afterall, Meg's response to the poisoning was drastically different than everyone else's. And we never really got a clear motive for Decker's poisoning half the town anyway. Perhaps it could've just been a coverup for his evil medical experiment.

I would be behind Meg's pregnancy if she were carrying dead-Sophie's baby!

Meg and Paul loose all their money (duh) and have to go on welfare. They loose fairwinds and live with Babs. Meg starts to drive Barbar so crazy that they get kicked out of the penthouse. So, Meg gets her job back at the diner and Paul becomes a mechanic (remember where Simon then Aaron worked) They have that little room in the back where they live. Paul keeps getting embarrassed because he has to use food stamps. Natalie and Faith start making fun of them because their clothes are soooo old and some of them used to be Lilly's and Holden's. Meg has to keep going to the unemployment office and has to apply for WIC and everything else. Meg can't take it anymore and hooks up with Dr. Kevorkian and starts a new line of work.

Meg's first victims ahem I mean patients are Paul, and Barbar...Smart girl that Meg is, knows that she will inherit Babs money since paul is also deceased, and she is the only next of kin.(Will it is recently discovered is really another of carly's illegit. children with Hal) Now that she is rich again she starts going out with Decker, and they just have themselves a regular field day, with the other oakdaleites.

BUT, Paul is not really dead. He finds Meg, drives her insane, but the mental hospital has no funds to keep her there. She has no money left because Paul took it all and then divorced her. So now she is a complete loon wandering homeless on the street begging for food and Emma walks by and there is Meg begging for money. Apparantly this is a very popular begging area because Emma is broke. Meg doesn't like that so she spits on Emma. Emma freaks out because she doesn't know if this homeless crazy person has any diseases so she kicks Meg's butt. She doesn't know that it is Meg, because Meg is a frightful mess. Now, after Emma is done with her, she is a bloody frightful mess.

And to think, it could have all been prevented had they gotten food stamps.

OOOH, we could make Meg undergo some cloning experiments or some stem cell research stuff. LMAO

Meg is in her coma. James sneaks into her room and kidnaps her. He takes her to the funky spa where the crazy aging doctor lives and works. James and the doctor need to work on the process to keep people alive forever. So they keep using Meg and cloning her. When they are finally done, they have a perfect Meg clone. However, there are several not so perfect ones. Some have an arm for a leg, some an extra eye, you know, typical stuff. The odd clones find their way back to Oakdale. But off course they don't have all of the information on exactly where the real Meg is. All they know is that they are Meg and they all love Paul so they don't want him to leave to go find the real Meg. The clone Meg finally comes into town and Paul thinks that it is the real Meg. But she feels nothing for Paul. Paul becomes suspicious because Clone Meg starts talking about how much she loves James. Paul decides to go on a journey to find the real Meg. Finally he faces off with both Megs. He doesn't know which one to destroy Until Clone Meg says that she is preggers. Paul kills real Meg because the writers forgot that Meg can't have kids.