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Write a personal ad!!!!!

Started by Plot-Twister at 2008/08/09 03:41PM
Latest post: 2008/08/14 01:11PM, Views: 1318, Replies: 156
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#11   2008/08/09 05:25PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
Willow Girl
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Quote Plot-Twister:
Quote Willow Girl:
Quote Plot-Twister: S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.


Is it Kim?


Nope, its a guy


I don't have a clue , you are talking about a "Her ".

#12   2008/08/09 05:26PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
I love ATWT
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Quote Plot-Twister:
Quote Willow Girl:
Quote Plot-Twister: S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.


Is it Kim?


Nope, its a guy


is it jack?

#13   2008/08/09 05:26PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
raving
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Quote Willow Girl:
Quote Plot-Twister: S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.


Is it Kim?


Holden...or Jack?

#14   2008/08/09 05:27PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
raving
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Quote Willow Girl:
Quote raving: S/W/F looking for man, with money,a wife, or children who are related to mine. Looking for relationship long term, short term or anyone who can pay by the hour. Perfume really turns me on. If you don't "get" me please..don't respond...better yet, just don't! I don't need you anyway! Wait...don't go!


It's Emily !!!!

dinng ding ding! We got a winner!

#15   2008/08/09 05:37PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
Willow Girl
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Quote raving:
Quote Willow Girl:
Quote Plot-Twister: S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.


Is it Kim?


Holden...or Jack?


UNCLE !!!!!..I give up!!!!!

#16   2008/08/09 05:39PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
raving
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Quote Willow Girl:
Quote raving:
Quote Willow Girl:
Quote Plot-Twister: S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.


Is it Kim?


Holden...or Jack?


UNCLE !!!!!..I give up!!!!!


me too sighhhh

#17   2008/08/09 05:43PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
raving
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s/d/m do you like dirty martinis? , and playing chamber maid games? Do you like playing cards at midnight? If you have half a brain...I am into champagne!
(sung to the tune of "do you like pina coladas?")

#18   2008/08/09 05:47PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
Willow Girl
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Quote raving: s/d/m do you like dirty martinis? , and playing chamber maid games? Do you like playing cards at midnight? If you have half a brain...I am into champagne!
(sung to the tune of "do you like pina coladas?")


It's Henry !!!!

#19   2008/08/09 05:49PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
raving
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Quote Willow Girl:
Quote raving: s/d/m do you like dirty martinis? , and playing chamber maid games? Do you like playing cards at midnight? If you have half a brain...I am into champagne!
(sung to the tune of "do you like pina coladas?")


It's Henry !!!!


Either you are too good ...or I am!

#20   2008/08/10 10:48AM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
hurrikun
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S/DDWDWWW/F looking for any breathing male who will adore me. I am fun-loving, intrusive and opinionated. You must be same. Also, must be willing to help remind the writers that if it weren't for me, As The World Turns would have been off the air 30 years ago. Must promise not to be murdered by anyone like 4 of my previous husbands did. And no, it was NOT my doing. Must be willing to help in running my various enterprises since the workplace is the only place I am ever seen anymore.

#21   2008/08/10 10:51AM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
hurrikun
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Quote raving: S/W/F looking for man, with money,a wife, or children who are related to mine. Looking for relationship long term, short term or anyone who can pay by the hour. Perfume really turns me on. If you don't "get" me please..don't respond...better yet, just don't! I don't need you anyway! Wait...don't go!


Well, this one was already correctly guessed, but let me say, what a great post! Especially the last sentence. Well done.

#22   2008/08/10 11:02AM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
calliope
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Quote hurrikun: S/DDWDWWW/F looking for any breathing male who will adore me. I am fun-loving, intrusive and opinionated. You must be same. Also, must be willing to help remind the writers that if it weren't for me, As The World Turns would have been off the air 30 years ago. Must promise not to be murdered by anyone like 4 of my previous husbands did. And no, it was NOT my doing. Must be willing to help in running my various enterprises since the workplace is the only place I am ever seen anymore.


Lisa!

#23   2008/08/10 11:08AM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
calliope
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SWF looking for tolerant gentleman who loves children and animals. Must be okay with little or no privacy. If you are faint of heart do not apply as my family is in constant crises.

#24   2008/08/10 01:06PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
Willow Girl
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Quote calliope: SWF looking for tolerant gentleman who loves children and animals. Must be okay with little or no privacy. If you are faint of heart do not apply as my family is in constant crises.


Is it Emma?

#25   2008/08/10 01:38PM
Re: Write a personal ad!!!!!
Stace7
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SWF Looking for a nice man with a kitchen, a bed and working genitals. Or at least has access to these things.

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