As the World Turns - MESSAGE BOARDS

Just another game.....for the week end, or longer....whatever

My ad:

S/D/F looking for s/m. Must be honest, but not care if lies are told. Must have a good sense of humor, and think pretending to die is a good way to get someone back. I enjoy getting into trouble, being a mother (when it suits me) and yelling at my ex husband. So, if you like beer and pizza and lies on the side, drop me a line.

But Willow, Who was my ad about?????

S/D/M looking for S/F - looking for someone who enjoys horses, the outdoors, doesn't mind living on a farm. would also like someone who is attracted to tight butt hypocrites. It's ok for me, but not for you....as long as we're clear, we'll do great! would like someone who can be picked apart yet still understand i can do no wrong and see me for the most perfect person there is. do know that no matter what, you will always be below me morally.

S/W/F looking for man, with money,a wife, or children who are related to mine. Looking for relationship long term, short term or anyone who can pay by the hour. Perfume really turns me on. If you don't "get" me please..don't respond...better yet, just don't! I don't need you anyway! Wait...don't go!

S/D/M looking for uptight s/F. Needs to have a morality stick so far up her butt that she needs an umbrella when it rains because it might rain. Must be judgemental and pretend that she is not.