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You Might Be A Redneck If......

Started by keytonblows at 2008/05/13 04:18PM
Latest post: 2008/05/15 07:55AM, Views: 316, Replies: 11
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#1   2008/05/13 04:18PM
You Might Be A Redneck If......
keytonblows
keytonblows

If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.

#2   2008/05/13 04:26PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
Willow Girl
Willow Girl

Quote keytonblows: If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.

Hold it , wait a cotton picking minute , I have never married any of my kin folks , but I know people that have , and I laugh every time I hear about someone that did. I'm a hillbillyette [ A GIRL ] and I have a sense of humor.

#3   2008/05/13 05:40PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
Sugarmags
Sugarmags

Quote Willow Girl:
Quote keytonblows: If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.

Hold it , wait a cotton picking minute , I have never married any of my kin folks , but I know people that have , and I laugh every time I hear about someone that did. I'm a hillbillyette [ A GIRL ] and I have a sense of humor.


Me too!!

#4   2008/05/13 08:54PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
bolin
bolin

Quote keytonblows: If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.


Yes, it does. I've had a feeling this was coming since Casey went to work for Emily. First the father, now the son. Has Emily no shame???

Speaking of Redneck jokes...a man who was the Controller where I once worked used to read one of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck jokes over the intercom every Friday. The day he read, "You might be a Redneck if your brother-in-law got electrocuted while peeing on an electric fence," he was fired on the spot by the General Manager. Poor guy - bet he doesn't share jokes at work anymore !

#5   2008/05/14 02:55AM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
gagal
gagal

Quote bolin:
Quote keytonblows: If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.


Yes, it does. I've had a feeling this was coming since Casey went to work for Emily. First the father, now the son. Has Emily no shame???

Speaking of Redneck jokes...a man who was the Controller where I once worked used to read one of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck jokes over the intercom every Friday. The day he read, "You might be a Redneck if your brother-in-law got electrocuted while peeing on an electric fence," he was fired on the spot by the General Manager. Poor guy - bet he doesn't share jokes at work anymore !


Was the General Manage a redneck ?
gagal

#6   2008/05/14 03:00AM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
gagal
gagal

This is a pathetic, predictable sl. Are the writers fifteen yrs old and trash show addicts?
Emily, past working girl/pedophile? Sure, Casey may be "of age" but as they say in Redneck GA, "Just 'cause you can...don't mean you should !"
Have to say one thing pos about Emily though,...she suuure does look mighty fine in her boob showing outfit up there in the Big Apple. Yuk, yuk.
Gagal

#7   2008/05/14 11:20AM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
iluvpurple
iluvpurple

Hey Willow, I like the new pic. Lucille Ball was one of my favorite funny ladies.

We have are share of Redneck's in Texas and our share of cousin's marrying cousin's. Emily and Casey make me nervous since his Mom carries a gun and has a badge in her pocket. We might be looking at a little Texas justice in a few weeks when Emily comes up missing or dead!!!! And I must agree that Kelley does not look like she has had three babies in her panties and bra scene. She looked GREAT!!!!

#8   2008/05/14 02:24PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
bakerlady
bakerlady

I'm not so bothered by the age difference. After all, plenty of leading older men have attached themselves to younger ladies on this show. It is the family connection though that is crazy. I'm not sure if "good ol' boy" family tree branches are this tangled up!

#9   2008/05/14 06:37PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
joey in oakdale
joey in oakdale

Quote iluvpurple: Hey Willow, I like the new pic. Lucille Ball was one of my favorite funny ladies.

We have are share of Redneck's in Texas and our share of cousin's marrying cousin's. Emily and Casey make me nervous since his Mom carries a gun and has a badge in her pocket. We might be looking at a little Texas justice in a few weeks when Emily comes up missing or dead!!!! And I must agree that Kelley does not look like she has had three babies in her panties and bra scene. She looked GREAT!!!!


I didn't know she had 3 babies, I know she had Daniel and then still born baby with Paul and I know she donated an egg to her mom who turned out to be Allison, but I don't remember the 3rd one. She dam sure looked hot though, she is no doubt a MILF!!

#10   2008/05/14 06:59PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
meowbowow
meowbowow

Quote Willow Girl:
Quote keytonblows: If Casey and Emily start dating or having sex or whatever it's called now a days, how weird is that going to be for Daniel? Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother??
You might be a Redneck if your dating your brother's momma!
This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.

Hold it , wait a cotton picking minute , I have never married any of my kin folks , but I know people that have , and I laugh every time I hear about someone that did. I'm a hillbillyette [ A GIRL ] and I have a sense of humor.


I know this guy yrs ago who married this girl, then divorced her and married her mother. Bwahahahahahaha!! Talk about a redneck.

#11   2008/05/14 07:02PM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
meowbowow
meowbowow

Quote joey in oakdale:
Quote iluvpurple: Hey Willow, I like the new pic. Lucille Ball was one of my favorite funny ladies.

We have are share of Redneck's in Texas and our share of cousin's marrying cousin's. Emily and Casey make me nervous since his Mom carries a gun and has a badge in her pocket. We might be looking at a little Texas justice in a few weeks when Emily comes up missing or dead!!!! And I must agree that Kelley does not look like she has had three babies in her panties and bra scene. She looked GREAT!!!!


I didn't know she had 3 babies, I know she had Daniel and then still born baby with Paul and I know she donated an egg to her mom who turned out to be Allison, but I don't remember the 3rd one. She dam sure looked hot though, she is no doubt a MILF!!


She was saying Kelly had 3 kids in real life. I would kill to have her hot bod!! I wonder what she does to keep it like that? No wonder she and Jon have 3 kids!!

#12   2008/05/15 07:55AM
Re: You Might Be A Redneck If......
gagal
gagal

I'm just glad that Oakdale is in ILL instead of the South which is the usual representation of inbred "Redneck".
Gagal

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