All My Children - MESSAGE BOARDS

JOE MARTIN at CONFUSION with JAKE having a drink. ( HE BETTER not BE CHEATING ON OUR RUTH!!!lETS HOPE noone from FUSION goes to the bar ...cause we all know they WILL SLEEP WITH EVERY , that is except for BABE...Joe has to get himsself ARRESTED FIRST!!

GREENLEE & KENDAL are giving a interview over the phone to some lousy magazine , they want to know all about how FUSION got started. Boy I wish it was BROOKE interviewing them for TEMPO

ZACH telling JAKE that he has replaced him in AFRICA, JAKE says why, Zach tells him he will be a DEAD MAN if he goes back. ( ZACH ,YOU of all people should know by now , that PINE VALLEY CAN BE JUST AS DANGEROUS!!!!

WOW ...ZACH just revealed JAKE HAS or HAD a WIFE.

JOE,JAKE and ZACH talking about the dangers of going back to AFRICA. JAKES tells ZACH that they need him there, people are dying from everything there, starvation,AIDS war. ( PEOPLE are dying everywhere in pine valley too...and for no apparent reason....the SADDEST thing is the ones that should be KILLED are always left alive , no matter how many times DIFFERENT PEOPLE TRY TO DO IT!

JAKE's wifes name is CAROLYN. Jake to ZACH ...What is it about DYING???? ( WRONG person to ask JAKE ..you should have asked DIXIE last week when she was warning you about TAD!)

TAD asking ADAM if he hates him so much to keep his little girl away from him. ( Tad I can understand you in a way..but you really werent right either....Just because KRYSTAL consoled you when you were down didnt mean you had to stick your hand in her blouse no matter how good her PUPPIES looked. Next time a SIMPLE HANDSHAKE will do.

ADAM and TAD going back and forth about the stunts they have pulled over the years with eachother ( Now that im hearing them both talk...THEY COULD HAVE BEEN RELATED OR FATHER AND SON TOO!

Hey Ez!!! Glad you're here today ...

I'm loving the Adam/Tad scenes. I know it won't last but it's nice to see them trying to get somewhere instead of just arguing...

And I KNEW Jake's secret would involve a woman - I just knew it!!!

JR carrying on and telling KRYSTAL just how low his father has sunk ......(WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO HOME AND GET CLOTHES FOR CHRISTAL TO CHANGE INTO...How long is she going to stay in that DRESS.... until LITTLE JENNYS WEDDING DAY?...going to smell up the whole hospital....

KENDALL is praising GREENS during the interview with the lady telling her that GREENLEE was the BRAINS behind FUSION GREEN. ( And KENDALLS the reason why AIDAN will no longer be RIPPING anymore DRESSES off GREENS!! before he sleeps with her.)

The interview is over....( THEM GOING AT IT ISNT....SNOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZ

BABE tell AMANDA asking why in gods name BABE wants to be a HOOKER. BABE asking her why they dont have any SLU TTY CLOTHES while looking threw them. (BABE DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE YOUR LOOKING THROUGH WINNIFREDS CLOTHES INSTEAD! of YOURS ....if you fusion woman were any less dressed then you already are, you all would be wearing the same outfit that you were born in....NUDE!!

What they are not saying is if JAKES WIFE IS STILL ALIVE.

Jake going on and on to ZACH about why he has to go back to africa..ZACH telling him its much much to dangerous to be there...( DOES ANYONE OUT THERE THINK that MAYBE Tad should know that his son in AFRICA could be in danger too??? JAKE you brought up AIDS, dont forget the MALARIA...the last thing the U.S needs is for MEN in Africa with MALARIA coming here and trying to sleep with ERICA because that how your BROTHERS WAS HEALED OF HIS.

BABE ...trying on all sl ut ty clothes ,wig, fishnet stockings , 5 inch heels ....asking AMANDA ...well how do I look, AMANDA tell her CHEAP and EASY. ( SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME AMANDA ...whats your point????

Greens trying to make KENDALL think that she and ZACH were while they were in the HOLE waiting to be freed. ( No need to WORRY KENDALL...ZACH was CLOSER to KISSING STIX MAGEE and the SNAKE ...NOT GREENS)

nope, no outfits for Babe ....

I don't think Aidan is next to go ....

RUTH is watching KATHY/KATE Krustal telling TAD. ( OHHHHH NOOOOOO I WANT TO SEE HER MORE......PLEASE dont tell us shes going to be with GRANNY RITH all the time...she has her son BOBBY up there thats enough)

JR telling ADAM just how much of a lowlife he is , and that CHANDLER ENTERPRISES is better if it was run by him ,hes mentally stable ,grounded and knows whats hes doing. ( I HAVE NOTHING to say about his speech to his father right now ..what i do have is LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Is he kidding.

TAD telling KRYSTAL that the man that doesnt owe him anything gave him back everything...his daughter KATE. ( Ok TAD what about FATHER CLARENCE....he doesnt owe you anything either, he knew longer than ADAM!

BABE walking up and down in the park...while AMANDA watches from behind the gate. A man just came up to her asking for a date, she tells him keep walking. ( I BET THAT GUY IS A FORTUNE FIVE HUNDRED COMpany OWNER ...everyone knows you want a date WITH BABE...show her your WORTHY of her...SHOW HER YOUR CRIMINAL HISTORY!!

KENDALL walking the room and telling ZACH that she wants to KILL GREENLEE !! ( OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN.....Someone call a landscaper ...so we can get the area around the CLIFF cleaned up again before we see GREENLEE go over it again , at KENDALL cuts the BRAKE WIRES in her car.

KENDALL telling ZACH , that she wants to stay home and take care of him for a change. ( YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM ALL THE TIME...HOWS about letting RACHEL go home and YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR SONS FOR ONCE! Im curious to know if they have SOCKS in there mouths since we never hear them crying !!!

GREENLEE meeting up with JAKE at CONFUSION ...telling him she would like more then a DRINK with him.....( LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD HAVE HELPED BABE ,better then AMANDA)

WOW....The PV HERALD ...has a PIC of ADAM ..saying he was put in aslum. ( PUT IN ONE?????? THE WHOLE TOWN SHOULD HAVE A WALL BUILT AROUND IT...CAUSE WE ALL KNOW ...EVERYONE IS A NUT JOB THERE!!

THATS IT!

thanx as always ez!!! i dont even need to watch the show today. i really have a hectic schedule, not alot of time today. have alot of things goin on in my yard. the sun is shinin and its a great day out there. need to catch up on some plantin. youre hilarious as always ez! ttyl girl!

thanks for the commentary EZ

You are too funny! i guess i can skip it today, unless i get held at gunpoint!!!! lol--really loud.. (im at work, and peeps are looking at me)

Just wondering why the big secret if he had a wife... that seems like an ordinary occurance to me...

As usual...THANKS EZRA...good update and you always keep us informed and up to date along with CT..YOU ARE THE BESTEST!