All My Children - MESSAGE BOARDS

Come one come all and HELP raise MONEY for the MAKERS of LIPTON SOUP & THEIR EMPLOYEEs Who are nearly out of BUSINESS DUE TO RED DRESSES & LESS SODIUM IN CAMBELLS SOUPS!!

A EASTER EGG HUNT will take PLACE before the CARIVAL begins.

The Towns CHILDREN (EMMA, LITTLE A, LITTLE JENNY, KATE/KATHY(Whoever she is), ( ATT: GREENLEE or RYAN ...You will be ALLOWED to BRING the EMBRYOS if YOU WISH, But they have to be in a SEAL PROOF CONTAINER and PLACED in a BABY STROLLER!)


The CHILDREN will be GIVEN EASTER EGGS , to HIDE around the PROPERTY.. and A little OFF it. Theirs a SECRET passage that will ALLOW the the CHILDREN to PLACE some EGGS NEAR the P.V. CLIFF. WHY do we want the CHILDREN to do this ...VERY SIMPLE we alike PINE VALLEY FANS..Would like to see SOME of the TOWNS FOLKS Fall off of IT TOO!! (Att:MR RY AN LAVERY: You will not be able to take part in the HUNT for the EASTER EGGS AT ALL, Because YOU may get your MEMORY back in you FALL OVER ..and LETS FACE it I rather you keep the AMNESIA and WANT to LEAVE TOWN , to start a NEW CAREER in BALL ROOM DANCING since you seem to like it so much). (IMPORTANT NOTE : PARENTS of the CHILDREN who will be hiding the eggs , MUST BRING DNA EVIDENCE that SAYS THAT THE KIDS ARE THEIRS!. ( NO NANNIES allowed!..Parents will have to deal with the PAIN of having their KIDS with them all day!)

NOW ONTO THE CARNIVAL ....Their will BE GAMES FOR BOTH ADULTS and CHILDREN.) ( But dont be surprised if you find a adult on the KIDDIE RIDES, This Town is FULL with ADULTS that ACT like CHILDREN!)

GAMES FOR ADULTS:

SATIN SLAYER REVENGE SHOOTING. (OBJECT of the GAME, Is to AIM the SHOT GUN at ALEX CAMBIASES PICTURE, your given 30 SECONDS to SHOOT PICTURE OUT COMPLETELY, if you FAIL, A FAKE V-TAC DART will be thrown at you! (Dont worry, ITS filled with INVISIBLE INK!)

DUNK A DEL : (KIDS & ADULTS can both play. OBJECT...is the name..DUNK A DEL, each player will be GIVEN 2 BALLS to HIT The BULLSEYE and DUNK the LAST HENRY left in TOWN IN A TANK full of WATER.( NOTE HERE: Please try to get HIM, SEE HE CANT SWIM and the WRITERS of the SHOW want to say he was DROWNED in the TANK instead of HIM DISSAPPERING like other PV CITIZENS.

BALOON POPPER: OBJECT of the GAME is to SHOOT WATER into the MOUTH of a RYAN LAVERY HEAD, which will FILL THE BALLOON and make it RISE till it POPS. The first BALLON that POPS wins and gets a PRIZE. Those who LOSE, WILL SEE RYANS EYES POPOUT !!

UPDATED VERSION OF PAC-MAN...OBJECT of the GAME, same as when you were YOUng..ONLY PAC-MAN CHASES the FUSION GIRLS instead of CHERRIES, PAC-MAN has to get all the FUSION GIRLS , before the MEAN GUYS GET HIM!

WILDWIND HORSE RACING ..5 PEOPLE PLAY at ONCE: Object of the GAME: EACH PLAYER has to roll the BALL PROVIDED INTO the HOLES...Player gets has to get it high enough, this will make their HORSE MOVE FASTER. ( ADULT WINNERS get a FREE CANDLELIGHT DINNER in the WILDWILD STABLE PROVIDED BY ANNIE & RYAN LAVERY! ) KIDS receive A SPECIAL GIFT CERTIFICATE for use when they GROW OLDER, The CERTIFICATE will be for a FREE DNA TEST, when they might in the FUTURE find out that their PARENTS arent their PARENT or possibly another UNABORTED KID!!)

ROLLERCOASTER RIDE: This is for PEOPLE who KNOW HOW TO DRIVE and HAVENT HAD ANY COLLISIONS going OVER IT! Their is only 4 SEATS on the RIDE cause there only 4 PEOPLE in the TOWN that havent had a incident with it !!!

FORTUNE TELLER will be AVAIlABLE ....If WOMAN have any QUESTIONS about who the REAL FATHERS of their CHILDREN BEFORE THEY ARE BORN. ( GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE GIVEN the ANSWER that HER KID TOO was FATHERED BY RYAN LAVERY. (NOTE: A PHYCIATRIST will be available for ANYONE that finds out SHES CARRYING A LAVERY.)

HELP JOE MARTIN: OBJECT HELP JOE MARTIN find RUTH (who is LOST in the HOSPITAL) and get her BACK to the ATTIC on TIME BEFORE the ATTIC DOOR CLOSES and LOCKS HER OUT!

WOULD ANY OF YOU FELLOW POSTERS LIKE TO ADD A GAME OR RIDE FOR THE CARNIVAL.

RULES : NO RED CLOTHING OF ANY KIND on BOTH MEN AND WOMAN (ESPECIALLY RED DRESSES...THIS IS FOR LILLY, (CAUSE LIPTON SOUP WOULDNT LEAVE HER OUT LIKE CAMBELLS DID.)

2. WE ASK THE WOMAN TO PLEASE WEAR CLOTHES THAT ARE SUITABLE for the WEATHER DURING THAT DAY. ( AND WE DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY GLOBAL WARMING COMMENTS..WE ARE NOT AL GORE , nor WILL HE BE ATTENDING.

4) NO CAMBELLS PRODUCTS on PREMISES, (SO ZACH ..DRINK YOUR V-8 FUSION at HOME BEFORE YOU COME. ( SUNNY DELIGHT WILL BE AVAILABLE INSTEAD)

5) THIS IS A SPECIAL WARNING STRICTLY for ERICA...THIS DAY IS NOT FOR YOU!! IF YOU SHOW UP AND START SCREAMING WHY NOT ..YOU WILL BE DRAGGED OUT OF THE CARNIVAL ALONG WITH YOUR ANNOYING ASSISTANT PAM.

COME FELLOW POSTERS ADD SOMETHING..OR LET ME KNOW IF SOMETHING IN THIS UPSETS YOU I WILL GLADLY TAKE IT OUT, (I PLAYED CLOSED TO THE GUIDLINES, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW I MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOMETHING,

MICHY!

LMAO !!!!! ....EZZIE, ya cute little egghead. OK, how about adding the Groundhog stomp game to the carnival. You know the one with a big mallet and you whack the little guys as they pop up.

Ohhh, yes, how many PV residents need to be stomped with a mallet.

First, there is Ryan, he needs to be whacked to get his memory so he gets back with Annie and they continue their boring life. *whack* Keeps them off the screen.

Oh, Kendall *pops* up... Whack. What a surprise, she was talking when she popped up. Also holding a signed copy of Charm!

Babe pops up, hugging Mama... *whack* she turns back into Alexa H.

Del pops up, soaking wet from a water bath. Damn that EZRA has good aim. Hey hon, let him get his shirt back on will ya ???

Hey, what a great carnival !

Will there be cash prizes or just Fusion gift bags.... wow I can't wait.. I'm getting my date early... sign me up for the

Push Pam off the Cliff game....

EZRA.. Hi sweetie!! I hope you are feeling better!

Ummmmmm When you say NO RED.. Does that mean we can't dress Dell in a red speedo for the dunk-a-Dell game???

*lodges a complaint*

The kids will run out and find them quickly ... since it's one of the few times they will see their "parental units"
We'll see Lil A when he's 15 ... Petey when he's 30 and full of tats

lets see, I FORGOT PETEY...LETS SEE,


HEY.. HERES A AMC CALLENGE GAME FOR ALL OF YOU POSTER FRIENDS..

WHO CAN COME UP WITH A PETEY COURTLAND CARNIVAL GAME?

MINE: PALMER & OPAl GO on a search FOR PETEY in A RACE AGAINST TIME, whose BEEN KIDNAPPED BY MERTLE, WHY , SHE FINDS OUT PALMER LIED TO HER and called off their DATE CAUSE HIS HEMMROIDS WERE ACTING UP AGAIN! MERTLE goes to PALMERS to see how HOW HE IS and FINDS PALMER and OPAL in BED TOGETHER..(WHATS WEIRD IS THAT PALMER WAS WEARING OPALS NECKLACES , I GUESS THERE INTO KINKY SEX!!(GO PALMER!!)
WELL ANYWAYS ..MERTLE KIDNAPS PETEY and threatenS TO CALL CHILDWELFARE, CAUSE PETEYS PARENTS are NEVER SEEN WITH HIM, THEY MAY NOT BOTHER PALMER SO MUCH ,cause ITs hard for him
to GET OUT OF THE BED NOW !!!

HEY POSTERS ....DOES this POST I PUT MAKE SENSE?? PLEASE LET ME KNOW...

Michy... Here is my plan for the Petey game

In my hometown they have "Rubber Duck Racing" in the River... They take bathtub ducks put a number on each ones back put them in the river and float them down stream... each kid gets a book, the winner gets something like $10

I say we put 10 or 15 guys named Petey in the PV pond with numbers on their chests... floating on their backs... Opal and Palmer have to pick the one that is Petey Cortlandt

Well, since this is an "Easter" related event, I suggest Kendall dress up as "Miss Bunny Rabbit" since she seems to produce like one and drops eggs quicker than a "one-armed juggler!"

Also, it might be fun to put Kendall's kids in a line-up and have everyone "guess" who the father of each one of them is! A DNA expert can be on hand to "let the truth be known." (They more than likely will ALL be RYAN'S).

And, speaking of Ryan, David Copperfield is going to make a guest appearance at the carnival just to make Ryan Lavery disappear off the face of the earth, never to be seen or heard from again! He's even going to make that famous "cliff" disappear with him so he will have no excuse to ever come back to PV.

And, speaking of David Copperfield, he will magically make Zoe reappear in PV (and hopefully stick around for a while). Zoe will have her purse filled with CDs for everyone so PV will never be without music again!

...and a special prize to the kid who can find the egg containing the copy of Kate's adoption papers!