All My Children - MESSAGE BOARDS

JOSH: To tell his sister hes giving up ...The part time NANNY role unless of COURSE he gets to GRAB the FULL TIME NANNY RACHEL from time to time! (SOAPY THIS BELONGS TO YOU!!)

JR: YOU REMOVED YOUR FATHER FROM YOUR LIFE (FOR NOW) try removing the WORD BACARDI TOO! (Doing a good job we are all PROUD OF YOU..TELL AVA to take her BREAST IMPLANTS FULL with VODKA and GIVE them to DEL for CONFUSION!!)

AMANDA: I understand she is devoted to her sick MOTHER..But I hope she makes the resolution to OPEN UP HER FREEZER and SAY HELLO TO HER FATHER TOO throw some CHAMPAGNE in it so HE can clebrate the 5 MILLION she got from ADAM...WEAR A JACKET if you think your GOING TO BE COLD WHILE DOING IT!!!)

ERICA: Make the RESOLUTION to act LIKE A MATURE WOMAN...and let your grandkids, cally you GRANNY ...GRANNY KANE...(Tell them to say it real fast so its SOUNDS close to CANDY KANE!

DEL: To ASK for a RAISE at CONFUSION....since we never see you anywhere else. (HELL I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR PARTNERSHIP
ALREADY!)

JONATHAN..TO REDEEM himself MAKE THE RESOLUTION to get rid of AVA and realize its LILLY he wants to marry now that hes EDMUNDTUMOR FREE!

COUPLES:

TAD & KRYSTAL...End your DUMB loveless marriage, You want to protect LITTLE JENNY FINE..(When she grows up tell her IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX with someone who really doesnt belong to you... TRY NOT TO ..PRACTICE SELF CONTROL OR WEAR A CONDOM!!!!

ANNIE & RYAN: Make the resolution ..to LEAVE TOWN since RITCHIE wants to stay ..(WE ALL KNOW HES DYING (For the longest time)...But maybe JAMIE STRIKES GOLD in AFRICA with the MEDICinE that can save HIS LIFE And sends it through MAIL.

BIACA & ZOE HER RESOLUTION...to COME BACK and TELL THE TRUTH..THAT SHE and ZOE are planning tO MARRY with a HUGE FAIRY TALE WEDDING AT PARIS OWN EURODISNEY!!

LILLY: To forget everyone ..and GO OUT THERE TO ATTACK LIFE ON HER OWN..YOUR SMARTER THEN ALL OF THEM GIRL...Become the shocking owner of FUSION, CHANDLER ENTERPRISES, CAMBIAS CONFUSION, THE YACHT CLUB ,the COMEBACK, THE CHANDLER TUNNELS, the SHELTERS ETC...and GIRL get your self a SILENT PARTNER...PALMER COURTLAND & BROOKE

OPAL : TO FIND HER SON!!!!! if hes changing his FATHERS BEDPAN fine , but im sure MERTLE WILL HELP ..if you ask her!!

ZACH: KEEP HIS BEARD..I think hes look so HOT WITH IT!!

KENDALL: To throw her TISSUES away and stop CRYING...SHE CRIES MORE THEN HER KIDS DO...( They have been through HELL KENDALL not YOU!!!)

BABE: TO BE GONE!!

JOE MARTIN: RETIRE JOE..Take a trip around the world with RUTH...SHES LOOKS SEXY with that RED HAIR and CUTE FIGURE...(MAYBE SHE CALLED JENNY CRAIG to help her like VALERIE BERTENELLI and KIRSTIE ALLEY!)

EMMA: TO STAY away from her parents as much as she can!! good idea sweetie..IT WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE !

JANET: To help ALL the PATIENTS at her PSYCHE HOSPITAL not just RITCHIE ESCAPE...the PAITENTS ARE MORE NORMAL then the DOCTORS ..(JUST ASK RITCHIES !!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!

ABC: STOP DESTROYING DAYTIME TV: People want their SOAPS !!!
START BY READING MESSAGE BOARDS !

Good resolutions. My resolution for Greenlee is that she distances herself from Kendall. You can find better friends than her. She slept with your man andset you up on false kidnapping charges. Kick Aidan to the curb too. You never know when Aidan will sleep with Kendall again when something happens to you. Josh would be better for you. Maybe he'll model in underwear for you.

I have one for JANET too, Ezra. Ala Trevor, I think she should consider reading the book "How To Freeze a Frons" and then follow through with it!! Since, he's already brain dead, it could only improve the show!

Freezing stops the heart so it might start again someday ... oh but wait ... no fear if u have no heart to begin with!! So, all is safe.
My resolution is for Zach ... to leave Kendall and head to the big city ... I have a nice hearty italian meal waiting for him. Put some color back into his cheeks.

My New Year's resolutions;

Kendell; An absence of tear ducts. One more word about MY BABY'S, and I think I'm going to hurl.

Zach; A shaving kit, and season tickets to the Red Wings games.

Greenlee; A new song. All I heard all year long was MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jack; A can of mace, only to use when Erica is around.

Erica; A book. How to become a successful Grandma in seven easy steps.

Babe; Boxing gloves to keep Richie away from you. I would also include lessons from Mike Tyson, but you don't need that.

KWAK; Another book. How to ruin your life in seven easy steps. Get with it woman!!!

Tad; Nightmares about Adam

Adam; Nightmares about Tad, plus a book on how to win friends and influence people.

Amanda; My home address

Colby; A teenagers life for a few more years.

JR; Hair care products, including the latest in mousse.

Richie; A lifetime pass to the halls of Bellevue

Ryan; A one year subscription to Modern Dancer magazine.

Annie; A flashlight to search for boogeyman Richie.

Lily; To really tell your family what you really think of them, and they're stupid antics.

Ava; A one way plane ticket to any island in the South Pacific.

And finally to the kids of PV; Their own personal shrink. They are certainly going to need it, the way the parents are.

New Years Resolution for Mr. Frons.

RESIGN IMMEDIATELY and Get out of TOWN! Otherwise, someone is going to eventually KILL you! You have no brain, you have no heart, you have no conscience. What we know you DO have (or shall I say ARE) is an a--hole!

Resolution to the entire show.....

SEX, bed hopping, cheating and more sex.

I have had enough of people stuck in wells, where was Lassie when we needed him !!!